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I’m not sure who came up with this idea, but boy did it fail. The idea was to take peanut butter M&Ms and add a strawberry chocolate candy shell. Not good, that’s all I can say. Sad part is, we got them on the clearance aisle at Target. That should have been our fist sign.

Sure they sound kind of good, and they are promoting the Transformers movie, but it just didn’t work out.

Even though the candy didn’t taste the best, we still finished off the bag. Not good, but you can’t stop eating them. Mmm M&Ms chocolate candy.

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

These babies are made of cake frosting, but who could take a bite? These are made with marzipan…. really unbelievable!

Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You watch videos in fast-forward.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don’t sweat, you percolate.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.

Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans.”

Instant coffee takes too long.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You’re monthly coffee expenses are higher than your car payment.

When asked where you want to go to eat, you say Starbucks.

Not only do the employees know you by name, but so does everyone in the store.

When giving directions, they include a Starbucks drive through.

You plan your next house or office/job around a Starbucks location.

You can relate to more than a few of the above.

While out shopping the other day we ran across Razzberry M&Ms. That’s right, the chocolate candies are starting to go fruity. We just has to pickup some up and try them even though we’re not huge raspberry fans.

I have to say they were kind of tasty. If you’re a fan of chocolate oranges, then you’ll probably like these too.  Hardcore M&Ms fans should probably stay away.  It’s not the chocolaty goodness we are use to.

Have you tried them? What do you think?