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		<title>Samples- Specimen Jars Visit the Doctor&#8217;s Office LOL</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very funny animation of what happens when two specimen jars visit the doctors office.  What could possibly go wrong?


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&#8211; This is a digital short from http://www.flowgo.com/
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A very funny animation of what happens when two specimen jars visit the doctors office.  What could possibly go wrong?</p>
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<p><span style="color: #999999;"><em>&#8211; This is a digital short from <a style="color: #999999;" href="http://www.flowgo.com/" target="_blank">http://www.flowgo.com/</a></em></span></p>
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<p>Want other <a href="http://lolzombie.com/">random fun and interesting stories</a>?</p>
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		<title>The Difference Between Work and Prison</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


At PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
At WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle


At PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.</p>
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<td width="50%"><strong>At PRISON<br />
</strong>You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell</td>
<td width="50%"><strong>At WORK<br />
</strong>you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON<br />
</strong>You get three meals a day, fully paid for</td>
<td><strong>At WORK<br />
</strong>you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON<br />
</strong>For good behavior, you get time off</td>
<td><strong>At WORK<br />
</strong>For good behavior, you get more work</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON</strong><br />
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you</td>
<td><strong>At WORK</strong><br />
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON</strong><br />
You can watch TV and play games</td>
<td><strong>At WORK</strong><br />
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON<br />
</strong>You get your own toilet</td>
<td><strong>At WORK<br />
</strong>You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON<br />
</strong>They allow your family and friends to visit</td>
<td><strong>At WORK<br />
</strong>You aren&#8217;t even supposed to speak to your family</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON<br />
</strong>All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required</td>
<td><strong>At WORK</strong><br />
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON<br />
</strong>You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out</td>
<td><strong>At WORK<br />
</strong>You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars</td>
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<td><strong>At PRISON</strong><br />
You must deal with sadistic wardens</td>
<td><strong>At WORK</strong><br />
They are called &#8216;managers&#8217;</td>
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<td colspan="2"><strong>THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.</strong></td>
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<p><strong>Whoever said that work was like prison hasn&#8217;t really taken a close look at the two. <img src='http://www.itwister.net/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />    </strong></p>
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