iTwister » prison http://www.itwister.net/blog Mishmash of Thoughts & WordPress Testing Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:30:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Difference Between Work and Prison http://www.itwister.net/blog/20080217/work-prision.php http://www.itwister.net/blog/20080217/work-prision.php#comments Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:53:52 +0000 iTwister http://www.itwister.net/blog/20080217/work-prision.php Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

At PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell		 At WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
At PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for		 At WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
At PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off		 At WORK
For good behavior, you get more work
At PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you		 At WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
At PRISON
You can watch TV and play games		 At WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
At PRISON
You get your own toilet		 At WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
At PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit		 At WORK
You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
At PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required		 At WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
At PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out		 At WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
At PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens		 At WORK
They are called ‘managers’
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Whoever said that work was like prison hasn’t really taken a close look at the two. ;)  

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